mercury-kid:

kezia-kawaii:

getlostpeeves:

leradny:

penprp:

ghostkwan:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

ashashi-corner:

flargahblargh:

violaslayvis:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

yo-daddys-my-bitch:

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

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10 of Pentz came thruuu

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Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

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No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

It fucking WORKED.

give me money

i can’t afford to breathe

i need to fix my whole life please

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raining-skies:

vintageinstepford:

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This is my cat, Brigitte.

24 hours after I brought her home, I got a mindblowing job offer.  Since I adopted her nine years ago, my life has become an amusement park.  She has brought me good luck ever since I took her into my home.

I’m telling you, there’s something about this animal.  Good fortune follows her everywhere.

I don’t want to be selfish.  I have everything I need and then some.  So, I’m sharing her with you.

Reblog Brigitte and you’ll receive fantastic news in the next 24 hours.

And when you do, please remember to help your local SPCA and support them in the difficult work they do for wonder animals like Brigitte.  Any donation helps your SPCA, even if it’s just five bucks.

Kitties like Brigitte are counting on you to give back when they bring you good luck.

Thanks, and congratulations on your good news!

we out here spreading those Lucky Cat Vibes™®

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humoristics:

Start your year off right

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ultra-cheesecakepizza-me:

blustrology:

puzzleypuzzler:

goopy-amethyst:

goopy-amethyst:

pearlpines:

ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

kynisme:

clueless-gamer:

2snowy4u:

imivi:

jointeamfreewill:

gipsy-bones:

unicornpancakes:

ask-the-multishipper:

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oh god what did i do

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IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

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HOLY FUCKING COW.

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OKAY IT’S TRUE

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WHAT
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???

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I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

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oh?

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OH

#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullible 

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nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST

gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH

I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE 

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THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF

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you’re shitting me

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HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-

i wanna see what happens

it looks fun i guess

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My friend wants to kill herself.

coveredinashton:

maiuchiha:

radioirwin:

5secondsofheartatacks:

unsuspectedoptimist-deactivated:

I would do anything to save her but she is halfway across the country. She gave me two days to prove to her that I care, please please please reblog. I want the whole of Tumblr to send her hugs. 

This is life or death guys

DO NOT KILL YOURSELF, SHE CARES SO FUCKING MUCH! REBLOG YOU LIL SHITS.

if you dont reblog you can go to hell

Everyone better reblog this shit.

Tell her she is beautiful for me <3

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afrodeiiity:

ibaoshun:

youcantforgetnicole:

titanannieleonhardt:

i downloaded a twerk mod for the sims 4

and apparently i was laughing so loud that my sister had to come check on me from the other room

I need this now!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

Okay this is funny

reblogging for the crybaby dance at the end n op’s amazing laugh

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actualdogvines:

this would be the most effective anti-drug campaign

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jerkidiot:

disney channel original movie

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So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, “explodes” and then disappears.

the-doctor-and-his-companions:

ask-pinkamena-diane-p:

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

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I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG


HOLY SHIT

((Fuck, I’m on mobile))

If you your on mobile you can just hold the reblog button down

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